Techie made a biblical boo-boo when trying to spread the word
Who, Me? The technology was willing, but the cache was weak
Software02 Sep 2024 | 57
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Bargain-hunting boss saw his bonus go up in a puff of self-inflicted smoke
Who, Me? Buying PCs off the gray market can (literally) blow up in your face
Personal Tech26 Aug 2024 | 152
Developer tried to dress for success, but ended up attired for an expensive outage
Who, Me? Debugging software on the waterfront is a strangely dangerous task
Columnists19 Aug 2024 | 158
Cigarette break burned out a huge chunk of Africa's internet
who, me? A fake hacker trying to take credit didn't help much, either
Networks12 Aug 2024 | 66
Hello? Emergency services? I'd like to report a wrong number
Who, Me? 911 is no joke
Networks05 Aug 2024 | 114
Never put off until tomorrow what someone could erase today
Who, Me? When even tape can't save you, procrastination is a problem
Storage29 Jul 2024 | 48
Facebook prank sent techie straight to Excel hell
Who, Me? When someone kicks a chair across the room out of fear they'll be fired it's stopped being funny
Software22 Jul 2024 | 123
Outback shocker left Aussie techie with a secret not worth sharing
Who, Me? That's not an outage … that's an outage
Off-Prem08 Jul 2024 | 171
Admin took out a call center – and almost their career – with a cut and paste error
Who, me? Have you heard the one about the techie who forgot what was on the clipboard?
Cyber-crime24 Jun 2024 | 54
Techie installed 'user attitude readjustment tool' after getting hammered in a Police station
Who, Me? Measure twice, trust never
On-Prem17 Jun 2024 | 129
Seething CEO shoulder surfed techie after mistaken takedown of production server
Who, Me? What's in a name? Quite a bit, it turns out, when 50 servers all have the same one
Software10 Jun 2024 | 75
Screwdrivers: is there anything they can't do badly? Maybe not
Who, Me? We're starting to wonder if any of you know what those things are actually for
On-Prem03 Jun 2024 | 232
Techie invented bits of the box he was fixing, still botched the job
Who, me? This is why all-nighters are a bad idea
Storage20 May 2024 | 73
One bank's brilliant upgrade was another bank's crash
who, me? Who's the more foolish: the fool, or the fool who follows him?
Offbeat13 May 2024 | 44
Techie's enthusiasm for decluttering fails to spark joy
Who, me? Thankfully, luck – and a handy greybeard – came to the rescue
Columnists06 May 2024 | 57
Software support chap survived breaking his customer
Who, Me? Sometimes there's more than enough blame to go around
Software29 Apr 2024 | 89
Rarest, strangest, form of Windows saved techie from moment of security madness
Who, Me? For once, Redmond's finest saved the day – by being rubbish in unexpectedly useful ways
Security22 Apr 2024 | 93
Tired techie 'fixed' a server, blamed Microsoft, and got away with it
who, me? If you're too exhausted to think, maybe you shouldn't be doing tech support
On-Prem15 Apr 2024 | 66
Windows 95 support chap skipped a step and sent user into Micro-hell
Who, Me? Every byte, and executable, counted when trying to fix Redmond's finest
OSes08 Apr 2024 | 79
You break it, you ... run away and hope somebody else fixes it
Who, Me? Enthusiastic young tech decided to simplify the mainframe, with unexpected results
On-Prem01 Apr 2024 | 63
DBA made ten years of data disappear with one misplaced parameter
Who, Me? Greybeards thought it was clever, making this an educational experience in more ways than one
Databases25 Mar 2024 | 41
Yes, I did just crash that critical app. And you should thank me for having done so
Who, Me? Quick thinking turned poor judgement into genius proactivity
Software18 Mar 2024 | 76
Health system network turned out to be a house of cards – Cisco cards, that is
who, me? Pride came before a fall for techie who thought he knew it all
Networks04 Mar 2024 | 57
If we plug this in without telling anyone, nobody will know we caused the outage
Who, Me? The whole incident could have been avoided by spending some spare change on a fastener
On-Prem26 Feb 2024 | 69
'Crash test dummy' smashed VIP demo by offering a helping hand
Who, Me? Sometimes you can have too many people in the room
On-Prem12 Feb 2024 | 45
Developer's default setting created turbulence in the flight simulator
who, me? What is it? It's an instrument used to train pilots, but that's not important right now
Software05 Feb 2024 | 123
One person's shortcut was another's long road to panic
Who, Me? Clever techie thought of everything – except someone else's stupidity
Storage29 Jan 2024 | 73
Poor communication led to complete lack of communication
Who, Me? Didn't you fix that? Me? I thought you fixed that!
Software22 Jan 2024 | 31
New year, new bug – rivalry between devs led to a deep-code disaster
Who, me? How badly do you want your name in the About box?
Software08 Jan 2024 | 112
PLACEHOLDER ONLY Someone please write witty headline here
Who, Me? Some jokes don't deserve an audience
Software18 Dec 2023 | 118
Enterprising techie took the bumpy road to replacing vintage hardware
Who, Me? Nice ridiculously redundant drive you've got there – what a pity if something …happened to it
Storage11 Dec 2023 | 107
Sysadmin's favorite collection of infallible utilities failed … foully
who, me? Unnecessary 'maintenance' turned into a fragging foul-up
Storage04 Dec 2023 | 57
IT sent the intern to sort out the nasty VP who was too important to bother with backups
Who, Me? Kid escaped from the executive suite without screwing things up
Personal Tech27 Nov 2023 | 90
Why have just one firewall when you can fire all the walls?
Who, Me? 'Support monkey' turned network isolation job into a banana skin
Networks20 Nov 2023 | 88
Bright spark techie knew the drill and used it to install a power line, but couldn't outsmart an odd electrician
Who, Me? Shocking problem turned out to be a frame-up
On-Prem13 Nov 2023 | 111
Shock horror – and there goes the network neighborhood
Who, me? Curious tech learned an important lesson about keeping a grip in tight situations
Offbeat06 Nov 2023 | 124
After nine servers he worked on failed, techie imagined next career as beach vendor
Who, Me? Sadly (?) that idyllic outcome didn't eventuate even after some very risky repairs
Software30 Oct 2023 | 50
That script I wrote three years ago is now doing what? How many times?
Who, Me? Whipping up a RAID repair nearly produced data doom
Storage23 Oct 2023 | 76
One door opens, another one closes, and this one kills a mainframe
Who, Me? The Reg brings you balanced coverage of retro-tech
Systems16 Oct 2023 | 108
Scripted shortcut caused double-click disaster of sysadmin's own making
Who, Me? Tech remembers why those safeguards were there there to start with
Software09 Oct 2023 | 109
Lost your luggage? That's nothing – we just lost your whole flight!
Who, me? Tech's second day on the job nearly saw his high-flying career grounded
Databases02 Oct 2023 | 97
No, no, no! Disco joke hit bum note in the rehab center
who, me? Techie tried to dunk on a co-worker, and found himself absolutely soaking wet
Offbeat25 Sep 2023 | 87
Watt's the worst thing you can do to a datacenter? Failing to RTFM, electrically
Who, me? A subtle change to a vital piece of equipment almost derailed a major project
Systems11 Sep 2023 | 165
Sure, give the new kid and his MCSE power over the AS/400. What could possibly go wrong?
Who, Me? All he did was follow the example of the boss. And fail to foresee obvious consequences
On-Prem04 Sep 2023 | 76
Polishing off a printer with a flourish revealed not to be best practice
Who, Me? Tech's pride in his work fed a hungry mechanical monster
On-Prem28 Aug 2023 | 81
Lesson 1: Keep your mind on the ... why aren't the servers making any noise?
Who, Me? Quest for redundant cables almost resulted in a redundant techie
On-Prem21 Aug 2023 | 86
The price of freedom turned out to be an afternoon of tech panic
Who, Me? It can be so hard to tell one column from another in a spreadsheet. They all look the same
Software14 Aug 2023 | 79
Techie's quick cure for a curious conflict caused a huge headache
Who, Me? A PC is a PC is a PC, and by any other name would not have taken down the intranet
Personal Tech07 Aug 2023 | 77
Nobody would ever work on the live server, right? Not intentionally, anyway
Who, Me? Techie installing an upgrade did everything right. But the user was already wrong
Software31 Jul 2023 | 140
Linux lover consumed a quarter of the network
Who, Me? Penguins are OK with glaciers. Academics not so much
OSes24 Jul 2023 | 130
Network died, hard, during company Christmas party, leaving lone techie to fix it
Who, me? Yippee-ki-yay, other sockets!
Sysadmin Month17 Jul 2023 | 38
Turning a computer off, then on again, never goes wrong. Right?
Who, Me? Health service techie learns what happens when you brute-force a bureaucracy
Systems10 Jul 2023 | 172
Hacking a Foosball table scored an own goal for naughty engineers
Who, Me? Such a blatant offside the manager couldn't see a funny side
Personal Tech03 Jul 2023 | 80
Security? Working servers? Who needs those when you can have a shiny floor?
Who, Me? The root cause was a buffer error – but not the kind of buffer you're thinking of
On-Prem26 Jun 2023 | 119
Data cleanser did its job, but – oopsie! – also doubled customers' bills
Who, Me? As the customers lined up with pitchforks and burning brands, the question in the cleanup meeting was 'Who, me?'
Software19 Jun 2023 | 25
A toast to being in the right place at the right time
who, me? Techie went to investigate mysterious network dropouts, when the solution popped up
On-Prem12 Jun 2023 | 152
Fed up with slammed servers, IT replaced iTunes backups with a cow of a file
who, me? Pigs might fly before youngsters listened to IT instructions – so the IT manager made sure chickens came home to roost
Personal Tech05 Jun 2023 | 93
Seriously, boss? You want that stupid password? OK, you get that stupid password
Who, Me? Fed-up techie wields the magic of malicious compliance on his way out the door
Offbeat29 May 2023 | 100
Rigorous dev courageously lied about exec's NSFW printouts – and survived long enough to quit with dignity
Who, Me? Log files don't lie and in this case one nasty incident spoke to a far deeper malaise
Security22 May 2023 | 86
An important system on project [REDACTED] was all [REDACTED] up
Who Me? Luckily, [REDACTED] was there to save the day
Security15 May 2023 | 45
Biting the hand that feeds IT
